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I'm Raya and I'm 21 years old.
My boyfriend is absolutely fantastic.
I'm so extremely happy.

The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said.

They’re like:

And you’re like:

Then they’re like:


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2 weeks ago
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lepreas:

jkimisyellow:

IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS?

Are you saying that normal people don’t do this?
Whoops. 

lepreas:

jkimisyellow:

IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS?

Are you saying that normal people don’t do this?

Whoops. 

(Source: inotrope, via fornakate)

2 weeks ago
36,312 notes
clavid:

ay-drian:

hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train
ok

she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg

clavid:

ay-drian:

hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train

ok

she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg

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2 weeks ago
17,813 notes

STOP SCROLLING.

you have a nice butt

OKAY. CONTINUE.

(Source: dirty-purple-suit, via fuckyeahloldemort)

2 weeks ago
124,481 notes

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

(Source: shadzu, via fuckyeahloldemort)

2 weeks ago
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Normal flirting:Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me:If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
2 weeks ago
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