They’re like:
And you’re like:
Then they’re like:
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IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS?
Are you saying that normal people don’t do this?
Whoops.
(Source: inotrope, via fornakate)
hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train
ok
she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg
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you have a nice butt
OKAY. CONTINUE.
(Source: dirty-purple-suit, via fuckyeahloldemort)
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu, via fuckyeahloldemort)
| Normal flirting: | Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet. |
| Me: | If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato. |